Let's make fun of the French...

Little jokes about French that I found in the book Parker let me read, called "Let's make fun of the French"

French drivers consider pedestrians hood ornaments.

What do you give a French man who has everything ? An American to show him how to work all of it.

Their bread is more appropriate as a baseball bat than as food.

Secret of the French Allure - You are always more charming and attractive after your fourth glass of wine.

When's the last time a French man won The Tour de France ?

How many French men does it take to change a lightbulb ? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Bouillabaisse : hard to spell, even harder to eat.